Sorry - this was too good so I thought I'd post it for a bit of light hearted humour today. It is cross-posted from a mailing list I'm on - I did NOT write it, but thought you'd enjoy.
Fun Loving Human Female Pet for Adoption:
Our beloved human pet seems to need more attention than we as a couple of bachelor dogs can handle at this time and we think is in need of a good home. We need our pad back so perhaps you can help us.
A little about our human pet... She is about 8.9 dog years old (44 in human years), an asian-caucasian mix breed, giant (she's tall to us) and thin, wavy long brown hair and big brown eyes. She's also spayed and up to date on vaccinations.
Her personality is very friendly and affectionate so she loves a lot of attention. She's gets along well with all animals and people. She is also okay to be left alone too, but beware when you see her next she'll be so excited to see you that it may feel overwhelming. If you talk to her she loves to talk back with you. She's very smart and learns all kinds of tricks like sit, down, shake, high five and lots, lots more that we taught her.
She will need daily grooming (bathing, brushing and on occasion nail trimming). She must eat healthy so she can live a long healthy life. She requires occasional outings for exercise as she seems to love to explore away from home. We take her for walks almost daily, but the leash doesn't seem to keep her from where we want to go. She comes with her favourite toys that is too big for us to keep in our pad (cars, sportbike, computers, etc). We're keeping the furniture and dishes because it's comfortable and useful for us.
Adoption fee applies and you must successfully pass a application process too.